New 'A Good Day To Die Hard' Trailer and Bad Poster

A new trailer and just horrendous poster for A Good Day to Die Hard is now online from sources iTunes Trailers and EW.

The trailer isn't horrible, but gives us some looks at the old McClane family having a great time together killing bad guys making jokes and not hugging it out. Also, I'm loving the horrible audio in beginning of trailer with them bleeping out the MotherF'r part (Yayy they allow him to say it!!). Still looks like a good movie though.

The poster on the other hand is just stupid. Yippee Ki-yay Mother Russia is a classic saying, I mean sounds fantastic. *sigh*. Just please don't allow him to say it in the movie…please.. I will walk out saying "Nope! Im done.)..

Since the first Die Hard in 1988, John McClane has found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time, with the skills and attitude to always be the last man standing, making him enemy #1 for terrorists the world over. Now, McClane faces his greatest challenge ever, this time on an international stage, when his estranged son Jack is caught up in the daring prison escape of a rogue Russian leader, and father and son McClane must work together to keep each other alive and keep the world safe for democracy.

Here is the trailer and poster for A Good Day To Die Hard hitting theaters on February 13, 2013

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The Bourne Legacy Poster is Lackluster

We were given the pretty boring image of the main star Jeremy Renner as Aaron Cross with a death stare.  Now we have been truly blessed with a poster for the film that is lackluster to say the least. The poster has nothing good to it with a slogan of "prepare for the unexpected". That is class A marketing there I tell you. Dumbest slogan in a long time. I know this movie will do amazing but come on.

Here is the lackluster poster for your viewing (I just found out it isn't a final poster.)

The Bourne Legacy hits theaters on August 3rd

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New Images of Green Lantern in Full Suit

Finally, some a really good look at the full CG Green Lantern suit. I have said from the beginning that I'm not a fan of the idea to use CG animation for the suit instead of a real one. I guess I am a little less hesitant on the subject. I really want to see how it flows on screen and not a picture.

My only BIG complaint is the feet. They really didn't need to have his little toes showing. They should have put a boot-type look to it because it's kind of corny and creepy.

Green Lantern hits theaters on June 17th

Two more images after the jump. They show him in different poses.

The Governator trailer Online!

So, the story goes like this; a few weeks ago Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that his next project was going to something with the legendary Stan Lee. I thought "okay…just wait and see how it turns out". Well I waited and I'm very disappointed in Arnie and Stan. The story is completely stupid and sounds kinda boring. I do however like the animation style because it reminds me of the classic 90's era cartoons.

Also, they announced that the series will be made into a movie for a 2013 release in 3D. Why Arnie? Whyyyyy?!

The Governator will be released late 2012

Just watch the trailer and see how bad it is for yourself.



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Trailer of the Week: Rubber

I can't really say why Rubber is Trailer of the Week, but you just have to watch it. The story is so original and out there.

Synopsis: Robert, an inanimate tire that has been abandoned in the desert, and suddenly and inexplicably comes to life. As Robert roams the bleak landscape, he discovers that he possesses terrifying telepathic powers that give him the ability to destroy anything he wishes without having to move. At first content to prey on small desert creatures and various discarded objects, his attention soon turns to humans, especially a beautiful and mysterious woman who crosses his path. Leaving a swath of destruction across the desert landscape, Robert becomes a chaotic force to be reckoned with, and truly a movie villain for the ages.

Rubber hits VOD on February 25th

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Pr0n Version of Avatar Coming?

Mega-Pr0n company Hustler is releasing a 3D-Pr0n0graphic parody of Avatar this Fall. The film will be Hustler's highest budgeted "film" to date and will be the 3rd "film" to be released by them in 3D. The film will be titled This Ain't Avatar XXX. 

Hustler has been making millions from their "This Ain't" series including parodies of Star Trek, Harry Potter, Married with Children and many, many more. So, fans of Avatar wanting to see the sex scene to full extent will finally get to see this Fall in 3D too. Something tells me it's not very different from humans.

Box Art

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